WHY WERE YOU BEING THIS WAY, LIAM? WHAT HAD VERITY EVER DONE TO YOU?!

Because you know what was hot? Kissing your boyfriend fresh from the shower and feeling how very into it he was, pressed against your lower stomach. Verity moaned, pressing herself against him even further--and then finally remembered that she was a good person and dragged herself away.

"I don't suppose you sobered up in the last thirty seconds?" she asked.