"Glad we both agree that everyone we woke up naked naked next to is pretty," she said, pushing the blankets off and hopping out of bed. Yup. Definitely totally naked. There's a show for you, whatsyourface. "Whaddaya say we start thinking up reasons why we have no idea who we are?"

She bent down to pick up a shirt that, from the size, had probably been hers and discovered a brace of knives under it.

"Oookay, and why this place is filled with weapons."