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Liam Kincaid ([personal profile] firstofitskind) wrote2020-03-30 05:30 pm

A Farm Somewhere in Maryland, Monday Afternoon

Liam's days tended to have a certain rhythm to them, especially Mondays, with that weekly therapy appointment off-island, and his and Verity's tradition of doing something sweaty and physical (no, not like that) afterward.

Usually though that just meant going for a run around the island or hitting up a mainland gym for a sparring session. All that flew out the proverbial window when Liam stepped back into the lobby of the therapist's office to find Verity waiting for him (as usual) with a tense expression on her face (not so usual).

Turns out there had been a string of mysterious livestock deaths at a farm in the Maryland countryside, and from the descriptions it sounded a lot like werewolves. So a quick pit stop back to the island to top up the weapons they had on-hand with those that would be most useful against lycanthropes, and then a portal dropping them just outside the farm in question.

"So, if not werewolves, what else could it be?" Liam asked, as they approached the barn, weapons ready.

[ooc: nfb for distance, and for the wife.]
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Kiss 02)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-07 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure he would have. But she could without stress - or vomiting - so she was more than willing to pick up the slack.

She kissed him, hard and fast. "If you can't see me when you get back, we didn't get them all and I'm up a tree."
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Telephone)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-08 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Whereas Verity had the much harder job. No, not killing the sheep - not even killing the sheep while keeping an eye out for any remaining werewolves. No, it was calling the Nest and dealing with Candy.

Why couldn't Sprint make dragon-sized phones.

"...For the last time, Candy, it is a temporary portal so we can bring you free meat. No we're not going to pay you for the privilege of putting the other end of the portal there! You're lucky we're not charging you for the mutton or the services of the witch that's making this happen!"

It was easier to say routewitches were doing this than trying to actually explain portals.

"Why don't you ask William what he thinks-- Yes I always bring him up! Because he's less likely to be stubborn just for the sake of being stubborn!"
arboreal_priestess: (Ugh)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Verity held up a finger to Liam, silently asking him to hold on for a second.

"Hello William, yes, good to chat with you, too. Has Candy-- Yes and did she mention it was a temporary portal? Ah. Yes, see, we're trying to bring you several hundred pounds of mutton and wool - oh? You haven't had mutton in centuries? Well, we'd love to--sure sure. Have Candy call me back."

She hung up and gave Liam a frustrated look. "They're 'discussing' it."
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Welp...Balls)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-08 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Apparently he hasn't had mutton since before he hibernated, so I suspect we'll win," Verity said. "Though not without strict rules from Candy how to make it happen. Speaking of which..."

She looked at the mass of dead sheep. "How are we going to transport them?"
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Desert Sun)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-08 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh god, so many trips," Verity moaned. "Maybe we can convince the dragons to send their own people just so we won't know where they put the portal or something."

They'd already done the hard work!
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Flat Smile)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-08 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Would you rather be blindfolded for ten minutes or lug carcasses in a wheelbarrow for the better part of an hour?" Verity asked, because that was the real question.

arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Professional Badass)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-09 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's about what I figured," Verity said. "Let's start looking around for a cart or whatever while I wait to hear back from the dragons."

Which didn't take long at all, not really. Candy was in a snit when she called back, but that wasn't all that surprising. Verity graciously didn't even chalk it up to her being gravid. She also wasn't thrilled about the other dragons coming to fetch the mutton themselves, but couldn't deny it was the safest option if she didn't want Verity and Liam knowing where the Portal was.

"Can they destroy the Portal on their end?" Verity asked Liam. "Or do you have to go back there and do it yourself?"
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Not In The Mood)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-09 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Verity continued to roll her eyes as she negotiated for some of the meat and the deactivated dart to be left with the harpy family that had given her the head's up about the werewolves in the first place. It cost money because of course it did, but not as much as replacing a dart would have.

"Anything I'm forgetting?" she asked Liam before hanging up the call.
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Smile: Wavy Hair)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, but did Liam want to argue with a pregnant Candy? Because Verity didn't. Not at all. She could be busy lugging around bloodied sheep instead, which, of the two, was absolutely a better use of her time.

Verity finished up the call. "Looks like you're off to Baltimore. They'll be sending you information about where to park and meet them in a minute. You wanna set up this end?"

arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (That Caught My Attention)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know I'm never going to argue against extra precautions," Verity said, glancing up at the farmhouse. "You okay with loading the sheep?"
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Faraway Look)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-11 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
And it was far better than going through the house and possibly running into the remains of the family that lived there after a werewolf had gotten to them. She'd looked around the grounds already and hadn't seen any, but that didn't mean they hadn't met a grisly end elsewhere.

"I'm gonna do a quick recon in the house," Verity said. "If all goes well, I'll be out soon enough to help."
arboreal_priestess: Yvonne Strahovski as Verity Alice Price (Concerned Look Distant)

[personal profile] arboreal_priestess 2020-04-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Reasonable wasn't always the same this as right.

"Start a fire?" Verity asked softly. "We've got to burn the remains of the werewolves."

She doubted that was the only thing they'd be burning today.