The kind where they came home and passed out immediately after showering. Stupid informed consent, ruining their last free evening for the next few days.

Why did the world have it out for their love life?

"I like that idea," Verity agreed. "The usual gift for 'sorry I took you into the sewers without preparation and got you beaten up by lizard-men' is brass ammo or an anti-incubus charm."

Popcorn, ice cream, and makeouts were much more affordable.