MHA #6, Friday Evening

[firstofitskind]

It had taken a ridiculously long time to get from the causeway back to Verity's apartment. Mostly because Liam was... let's just say the combination of 'easily distracted' and 'uncoordinated' was working against him in that respect. And Verity's apartment wasn't even that far from the causeway, all things considered.

But they made it, finally, stumbling in through the doorway. Or Liam stumbled, and Verity just patiently guided him towards the couch.

"We're here already?" he exclaimed, surprised. Apparently, it hadn't seemed like such a 'ridiculously long time' to him.

[ooc: for she what's named in the post! also warning for uh. side-effects of drug use? sort of?]

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[arboreal_priestess]

The kind where they came home and passed out immediately after showering. Stupid informed consent, ruining their last free evening for the next few days.

Why did the world have it out for their love life?

"I like that idea," Verity agreed. "The usual gift for 'sorry I took you into the sewers without preparation and got you beaten up by lizard-men' is brass ammo or an anti-incubus charm."

Popcorn, ice cream, and makeouts were much more affordable.

[firstofitskind]

"There's a gift for that?" Liam asked with a giggle. "Course there is."

Popcorn, ice cream, and makeouts were the gift for 'sorry I took you into the sewers without preparation, got you beaten up by lizard-men, then accidentally got you high', clearly.

[arboreal_priestess]

"Yeah, well, keep it in mind, my birthday's coming up," Verity said with another kiss. "And I can always use more brass ammo."

Not so much on the anti-incubus charms, as the only ones she knew, she was related to.

[firstofitskind]

"Mmm," Liam grinned into the kiss. "Got your birthday present alreeeeeeady," he singsonged.

[arboreal_priestess]

"Wait, you do?" Verity asked, blinking in surprise. "You should tell me what it is!"

Because he was high and maybe that would work!

[firstofitskind]

"No," Liam shook his head. "No, nope. Not gonna. It's a secret."

[arboreal_priestess]

"I bet you don't even know what it is," Verity declared, because apparently 'don't take advantage of your doped-up boyfriend' did not apply to figuring out what your birthday presents were early.

[firstofitskind]

"I do so," Liam insisted, pouting at Verity. "You don't want a surprise? I promise it's a good surprise. And not lizards in the sewer surprise."

[arboreal_priestess]

Verity laughed, reaching over to give him a hug, "Good, because that was a terrible surprise," she tld him, looking up at him with undisguised fondness. "You about done in here?"

[firstofitskind]

Liam reached up to scrub one hand through his hair, blinking at it when it came away with a distinct lack of sewer gunk. "Think so, yup."

[arboreal_priestess]

"I washed that," she reminded him, reaching around to shut off the water. "Come on, let's get you dried off and dressed so that I can remain true to my morals, huh?"

Look, even doped to the gills, Liam was still really pretty.

[firstofitskind]

"Right," Liam said, nodding.

... And then getting distracted by the way that motion sent water droplets everywhere.

[arboreal_priestess]

Verity sighed and pushed the curtain aside, holding up a towel for him. "C'mon, babe," she said. "Out of the shower. Popcorn is waiting."

...In a manner of speaking. That involved 'not being popped yet.'

[firstofitskind]

"Already?" Liam took the towel and wrapped it around his waist. And then leaned down to kiss Verity again, because while everything felt really good right now, kissing her seemed to magnify that feeling.

[arboreal_priestess]

See? Great plan! It worked like a--hnnnngh.

Liam was not allowed to kiss that well when he was toasted. New rule Verity just made up. And now she was the one distracted, her arms sliding up around his neck as she returned the kiss.

[firstofitskind]

Yes, well. Since Liam had no idea that Verity had just made up a new rule, he was just gonna keep on keepin' on, deepening that kiss.

[arboreal_priestess]

Rude. That was what he was. Very rude.

Also, very good at kissing. And he was in a towel and Verity wasn't even in that much and had she mentioned that Liam was very rude? Anyway, she was going to pull away any second now.

Yup.

Any one.

Gonna happen.

Soon.

...Dammit, Verity, stop it.

[firstofitskind]

So, so rude.

Especially since a certain part of Liam's anatomy had apparently not gotten the message about sticking to PG-13 activities. Oops.

[arboreal_priestess]

WHY WERE YOU BEING THIS WAY, LIAM? WHAT HAD VERITY EVER DONE TO YOU?!

Because you know what was hot? Kissing your boyfriend fresh from the shower and feeling how very into it he was, pressed against your lower stomach. Verity moaned, pressing herself against him even further--and then finally remembered that she was a good person and dragged herself away.

"I don't suppose you sobered up in the last thirty seconds?" she asked.

[firstofitskind]

BESIDES GET HIM HIGH ON THE FIRST PLACE? (Okay, no, that wasn't fair, because again, he'd consented, and neither of them had known this would happen.)

The kicked-puppy look she got in response was probably answer enough to her actual question.

[arboreal_priestess]

Also, brought him down to the sewers to get his asked kicked, so, really, Liam had had a pretty shitty day thus far and a lot of it was Verity's fault.

"Then no," Verity said, hastily wrapping a towel around herself. "Because we never had the unexpectedly very important 'when you get high on aspirin, can we still have sex?' talk and I'm not that kind of girl."

[firstofitskind]

He'd gone along with her willingly! And getting his ass kicked while providing backup, if you asked him, was certainly preferable to finding out after the fact that Verity had gone down there alone, or something.

"I didn't think it'd come up," Liam said, and then snickered at the unintential innuendo.

[arboreal_priestess]

Especially since she almost certainly would have died or something. Those Sleestaks were no joke.

"Well, it clearly has," Verity said, also snickering because you didn't have to be high to appreciate a joke of that caliber. "And even if it won't be a big problem in the future, it is right now."

Ba dum tish.

[firstofitskind]

"Yeah..." Liam said breathily, gaze hungrily sweeping over Verity and the very-much-not-anything she was wearing right now. "A big problem."

[arboreal_priestess]

"Believe me," she said, voice dropping down to a husky whisper, "I am very well acquainted with the magnitude of the problem."